Please sit down and calm yourself, what you about to see is very distressing indeed.
A childrens television programme from the year 1994 A.D.
And yes, that young boy who looks a little like me…is me.
It’s much like the movie Star Trek, but where in a parallel time line I was played by a thin, floppy haired 14 year old girl.
I can only apologize to those of you who watch any further.
Fact one. The show features clips of the original 1992 Video 8 version of A FISTFUL OF FINGERS no less, starring my schoolfriends, Graham Low, Martin Curtis and Oliver Evans (now Van De Vijer).
Fact two. Somewhere out there is a young me appearing on GOING LIVE and GIMME FIVE around the time.
Fact three. I knew nothing about special effects back then and know even less today.